Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
...............Kurt Vonnegut
Disappointed, Obama slogged off with a look of deplorableness as he realized that his dance partner was not only severely senile but also a horrible presidential candidate.
After months of successfully keeping the project hush-hush, scientists at GW University have leaked the final two pictures of the much anticipated "The Evolution of Man: Presidential Edition."
Using gagging noises and a series of stars, McCain attempts to describe his old man penis to his rival. Obama with a heavy sigh walks away proclaiming, "Dude, I'm half black."
Political karaoke night turned a bit awkward when Obama walked away right in the middle of McCain's sure fire crowd pleaser: his Gene Simmons impersonation during the guitar solo for Kiss's Rock and Roll All Night.
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After going through cancer and a stroke, McCain showed America his true colors by pervertedly giving into his Jungle Fever.
Disappointed, Obama slogged off with a look of deplorableness as he realized that his dance partner was not only severely senile but also a horrible presidential candidate.
After months of successfully keeping the project hush-hush, scientists at GW University have leaked the final two pictures of the much anticipated "The Evolution of Man: Presidential Edition."
Using gagging noises and a series of stars, McCain attempts to describe his old man penis to his rival. Obama with a heavy sigh walks away proclaiming, "Dude, I'm half black."
Political karaoke night turned a bit awkward when Obama walked away right in the middle of McCain's sure fire crowd pleaser: his Gene Simmons impersonation during the guitar solo for Kiss's Rock and Roll All Night.
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